Mom...Dad...I'm Gossip Girl

highenergyjewtrino:

poryqon:

when you are doing a group activity in class and your teacher puts the smart kid in your group

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When you are doing a group activity in class and you’re the smart kid.

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communistbakery:

rhapsody-tardisblue:

yoncehaunted:

*SHOUTING TO THE HEAVENS*

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

READ THE WHOLE THING

twinking:

twinking:

is it just me or does these pics from toddlers & tiaras look creepy as fuck

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American Horror Story: Toddlers and Tiaras

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elimin8theimpossible:

cricsyxo:

divinedorothy:

egotastical:

divinedorothy:

bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart

how the fuck do you cheat at jenga

ask a lesbian

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this is never not funny

landorus:

cashier: that’ll be $4.20

me: bruh

cashier: bruh

my-flourish-and-blotts:

A Kingdom of procrastination and it looks like I’m the Queen.

refreshes:

mom: are you ever gonna clean your room?

me:  image

ruinedchildhood:

Anna Kendrick Plays Ariel in Little Mermaid Parody on SNL [Video]