@acoupleoflines: for 2 cents a day you can help this homeless man who sings about chocolate and sex
IM LAUGHING SO HARD WHAT THE ACTUAL
THIS WAS SUCH A GREAT JOKE
country club parking lots are too wild
"Forget this stick. Square up Mickey."
rob ford 2015
If the multiverse theory is true, then there’s a universe where it isn’t.
Multiverse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations
Except in the universe where it does
i’m having an aneurysm