be nice to people
mattysnbhd:

@acoupleoflines: for 2 cents a day you can help this homeless man who sings about chocolate and sex

mattysnbhd:

@acoupleoflines: for 2 cents a day you can help this homeless man who sings about chocolate and sex

in fourth grade we would hae boiled eggs for snack and when everyone went out for recess i came inside to use the bathroom and i would steal everyone's eggs and put them in my desk and at the end of the year i got busted because the classroom stank but i had 253 eggs in my desk
Anonymous

heart:

IM LAUGHING SO HARD WHAT THE ACTUAL

revedas:

THIS WAS SUCH A GREAT JOKE

hughdiancie:

country club parking lots are too wild

hughdiancie:

country club parking lots are too wild

thugpvssion:

"Forget this stick. Square up Mickey."

thugpvssion:

"Forget this stick. Square up Mickey."

pizzaforpresident:

rob ford 2015

pizzaforpresident:

rob ford 2015

castieltherebel:

conquerorwurm:

computeraidedenrichmentblog:

smokywarfare:

If the multiverse theory is true, then there’s a universe where it isn’t.

Multiverse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations

Except in the universe where it does

i’m having an aneurysm

nerdjpg:

gotitforcheap:

atheist side of tumblr, care to explain this?

youre right, god is real 

nerdjpg:

gotitforcheap:

atheist side of tumblr, care to explain this?

youre right, god is real